Funny Viagra Jokes

Viagra jokes are one of the most enjoyable ways to laugh about ourselves and our every day situations. We need to take it easy on the problems that affect us, be a good sport and learn to take our lives less seriously. People get very creative with humor and they come up with the funniest jokes that you can think of. They help us see this uncomfortable issue as what it really is: A treatable condition that can be cured and not something to worry too much about.

We would like to give you a taste of a couple of the funniest humor jokes that can be found on the web. Have a good time reading to those, and any similarity with real people and/or real events is pure coincidence.

Viagra Jokes 1
An elderly man goes into confession and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 75 years old, married, have 3 children and 7 grandchildren. I'm taking this new pill, and last night I had sex with two 19-year-old girls, twice. The priest says: "Well, son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So, why are you telling me?"
"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"

Viagra Jokes 2
A 65-year-old elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks to bring back her husband's sex drive. 'Have you ever thought of  trying Generic Viagra?' asks the doctor.
''Not a chance doctor'' says the woman. "He doesn't even take aspirins for a headache."
''Don't worry,' replies the doctor. 'Put it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Do that and come back in a week to let me know how it turned out.''
A week later Mrs. Maynard returns to the doctor and he asks how things went. ''Oh it was awful doctor.''
''Well, what happened?'' he asks.
''I did it just like you advised and slipped the pill into his coffee. The effect was immediate, as he jumped straight up, ripping my clothes off and then began to make passionate love to me on the tabletop.''
''Was it really that terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?''
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 20 years, but I'll never be able to show up in Wendy's again.''

Viagra Jokes 3
What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a four-minute ride!

Viagra Jokes 4
What is the biggest difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
The first: Egypt; the second: Viagra

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