Good Ol'Places To Have Sex
Some articles in online magazines and sex health blogs continue to promote the infamous “new” places to have sex. Allegedly supposed to marvelously transform your sex life into the ultimate Bacchanal, most of these end up being a disappointment. In an attempt to help you from looking like some dorky mag reader who pretty much takes things as they come, here are some of the supposedly best places to have sex other than your bed. By all means, try them if you like. But don’t come telling us how lame they are.
The movies show scenes of tumbling washing machines and porn flicks might have occasionally displayed naughty girl #1 at the local Laundromat having sex on one of the working units with some hunky stranger who just walked in. And yes, the rocking and slight vibration of a working washing machine might seem like a great way to tease your bits. Said to turn your penis into a live vibrator, washing machines have gotten more of a reputation than they can handle. The true way of having sex on a washing machine is either have her sit on it o prop against it. While she might get a vibe from sitting on it, more often than not, height on one of these will make it difficult for you to reach her pleasure hole. If you are sitting on the thing, chances are up and down motions eliminate the slight vibration of the machine for your girl.
Elevators, if you ask me, are overrated. Many a time, people get of the chance of someone walking in on you or the feeling of being mischievous in a very public location. However, unless your girl is readily prepared with crotchless panties and a skirt, chances of getting those pants off is seldom possible. While it looks sexy and daring in movies and shows, elevators are public and therefore nasty. Tons of people enter and touch them. Nasty floors and bacteria-loaded walls nicely combined with security cameras and automatic alarms are not the most relaxing and enticing scenario. Though some recommend testing your generic Viagra in lower transit elevators, like those for miscellaneous tasks, these too are less than clean, but can provide a less public backdrop. I guess a dangling steel box is sexy for some.
To counteract on the rather negative input of the latter two, there was one new place to have sex I really liked: the bean bag. Yes. Really. While reading one of those men’s magazines I found your average “best places to have sex at” article. Besides the previously mentioned two, and other cliché locations like a car and a dressing room at some random store, the writer mentioned a bean bag. Having recently acquired one, I gave it a try and to my surprise it worked pretty well. A couple of pointers though: you will need a large enough bean bag for the two of you to fit nicely; the bean bag should be suficiently filled without being over-stuffed to the point it’s stiff. After finally molding the blob to snug her right, doggy style took on a whole new meaning for both of us. Again, I guess it all comes down to what makes you tick.
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