The Penis, A Bhutan Deiti
With half the world being comprised by men, and part of the other half adoring a little penis in their lives, it shouldn’t come as such a surprise that Bhutan people worship the penis. You read that right. The Bhutanese believe in phallic adoration, where the penis is the main savior of all. However, restrictions do apply. It’s not like you are male and go to Bhutan to be worshiped by all simply because you have a dangler. No. The Bhutanese worship one penis and one penis only: Lama Drupka Kinley’s unit. So, how famous is this guy’s Johnson and why are these people rendering cult to it?
If you ask me, being known for your penis and having people worship you for it is every man’s (not so secret) dream. We love our penises so much we are constantly in contact with it, we grab it, we make reference to it in order to win over arguments and constantly lie to women about the size of our penises by exaggerating how magnanimous it is. The penis, your own penis, is a powerful element and it is what defines us men, and our manhoods. Without it, we are women.
Before entering a gender debate, let’s just say penises are incredibly important to men, and this Kinley dude hit the jackpot making his Twinkie famous. Basically, he achieved the impossible. Legend say Kinley used his penis to defeat and gag evil female devils, turning them into protective deities, through what the Bhutanese refer to as divine sexual experiences. Basically, Kinley did every wife, sister and niece he could find, all under the greatness of his powers. Hitting women on the head with your penis would be considered an offensive and diminishing act, but not for the Divine Madman, as Kinley is affectionately called.
Today, people adorn the inner and outer walls of homes, eateries and other buildings with phallic imagery. A representation of the Divine Madman’s power of salvation, the penises painted on the walls and the very explicit wooden sculptures seen all over town have long been watching out for Bhutanese people and their well-being.
As several Bhutan locals state, the penises protect them from internal family quarreling and casts a protective mantle over those living in the house. Monks in town preside religious rituals with a wooden penis held by a silver handle. It is said to have been brought by the Madman himself from Tibet, and therefore it is used to bless devotees of Kinley by hitting the on the head with it. Funny how Bhutanese are about being hit in the head by a penis.
Be it a sculpture, a painting of the famed religious relic, Bhutan’s penises seem to have no problem about being engorged, erect and already flaunting some romanticized string of juice out of them. No, sir. Bhutanese penises have no need for generic Viagra; or at least that is what the passer by could infer from the thick-headed imagery.
If you are considering a career that involves having your penis adored, start saving for that trip to Tibet. Womanising Bhutanese women and turning she devils into deitis with your penis seems no easy task. Some penis this man must have had.
