Has Viagra Found Its Match?
After the very announced and very awaited coming of the blue pill, and generic Viagra with it, into the pharmaceutical market a couple of decades ago, millions of alternative libido enhancers, drinks, pills, potions and contraptions have flooded the market looking to channel all that money generated by people’s inevitable search for better sex. What the tide brought to shore however, has been an assortment of jaw dropping and sometimes ridiculous alternatives to the well-known blue diamond. A favorite among the beer-drinking crowd is a so-called sexy beer, brewed in Germany by a very proud, felt-hat-wearing man who tip-toes his way to hand-make this concoction in the middle of the night wearing nothing but his underpants and slippers.
Oktoberfest now being famous all over the world has made Europe’s love for beer a well-known fact and has helped launch several brewering companies let their own blends and flavors known to the public. Beer fans all over the world celebrate this annual event, and Jürgen Hopf is no exception. This Bavarian man from the village of Schönbrunn, located in the heart of the Fichtelgebirge Mountains in Bavaria is said to have come up with a “magic” composite of the golden liquid that is said to wake the limpest of libidos in both men and women.
Still unknown as to what is supposed to make this beverage “magic”, the story behind the sexy beer is worth reading indeed. If there ever was a stereotypical image of the Bavarian beer maker, it is that of Hopf. The round-faced, round-bodied, bearded man with the little felt hat seems a description made after him; he is what you would call the All-Bavarian Man. Having this image in mind, the story as how he goes about his beer-making just seems hilarious.
Called in the middle of the night to fix one of the automated brewing machines, Hopf – who lives across the street from the brewery – put on his slippers and, sporting nothing but his boxer briefs, he marched his way in to the factory. After finding himself unable to fix the apparatus, his naked body getting the cold of the night, he took a wooden stick to mix the malt and hand-made the liquid. He says he just felt this beer would be different from the rest. Turns out, the little town of Schönbrunn – a little over 1400 people – says they have been feeling the heat from Hopf ever since. The 2002 batch of beer and those manufactured afterwards have made people “go straight to bed without ever turning the TV on”, Hopf says.
As warned on their website, opening an Erotik bottle in public may cause people to feel the effects of the drink right away; drinkers are also advised not to let Erotic Beer linger in their throat for it may cause throat swelling and even warns about possible suffocation. So-called cold blooded people are advised that the Erotik impact may not hit them right away. Funny as it may sound, visitors are encouraged to have more beers if the effect does not kick in right away. Hey, they even advice you to consult with a physician if Erotik beer does not work on you right away. Take that generic Viagra makers!
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