Chameleon Skin On Women

Think of Boy George if you like, but chameleons are far more tricky than what meets the eye. They might look chunky, with harsh skin, ugly popping eyeballs and excessively long and crazy tongues. However, they have a number of tricks under their sleeve – besides the Gene Simmons tongue thing. Why, oh, why are women sometimes referred to as chameleons then? Are people talking about those cookie-crazy eyed ladies with a mustache? No. But you should certainly watch out for your lady’s changing colors.

While true chameleons are known for their funny looks and incredible background blending capacity, chameleon women are nothing to be impressed by. At the beginning of every relationship, we discover little things that we share with our significant other and those we don’t. Of course, we are amazed when we find a mud-spitting, car junkie. Nothing says love at first sight like listening to your girl express her love for cars, greased up spare parts and engine roars. No matter what your deepest passions are, finding a girl that shares them is almost too good to be true. Or is it?

That is when our chameleon women come in. Being able to change their skin to better fit their environment – i.e. you and your wildest interests, the chameleon woman deceitfully turns on her charming ways and quickly acts to capture you with her wits. If you like cars, and this girl likes you, she probably likes cars too. It’s not like all girls you meet from now on are pretending to like the stuff you like. But the chameleon woman is known for such a tactic.

Girls, in full knowledge of your interest in them, want more. The ambitious prey-seekers find the softest spot in a man’s life and take on the same interest to lure you in like a bear to honey. And oh honey are you in trouble or what! Say you like extreme sports. Your lady might start off your relationship by going on and on about how much she’d love to try this and that some day. You are pumped. Here is a girl you could take bungee jumping, skydiving and river rafting without bitching about her hair falling out of place. And she is hot. Bam, you’re hooked!

After the honeymoon months are over, and plans to take that sky-diving trip seem closer than ever, your risk taker seems less keen about jumping from an airplane a million feet up in the sky and holding hands with you. What made her most passionate hobby deter in the fun-o-meter? Sad but true, the trend continues. Next thing you know, she is asking you to please roll up the windows because her hair is getting messed up. Where’s that girl you fell in love with?, you ask. Tons of women pretend to (lie about) have the same interests as the man they are on love with during the earlier stages of their relationship. By doing so, a false bond is created and high hopes are set in place.

Make that chameleon woman of yours be straight with you. Make sure your woman’s interests are true, be them the same as yours or not. Instead of getting dissapointed (as she would without you using that generic Viagra), you’ll know what you are getting into.